Ok..well this is just a light diversion. As you can see I no longer have a sub, which makes me a little sad but oh well. C'est la vie.

I have been given TWO offers for university (ANU) porfolio entry - school of art. I've been offered a place in Printmaking and drawing, and also in Textiles. Considering the latter only takes 8 people a year and I'd put it down as my second preference, they must have been really impressed by my stuff!

Anyway.
Soooo...I remembered this quote on Bash.org [link] when I was chatting to a friend online.
We were so amused by names for bad pornographic videos (emu taking a vicious dump?) that we decided to invent some ourselves. I'll use smiley emotes as bullet points for his and frownies for mine.
Some of the best names we came up with include:

Supermodel Nose Fisting
Clown Statue Surprise Buttsecks
Cheese Molesting Vicar
Biblical Paddock Jam Romp
Hot Kinky Keyboard Ass Pound (one of my favourites!)
Screaming Newspaper Love
Sexy O Negative Blood Transfusion with Barely Legal Post-Op
Whinnie the Pooh Random Cheese Love
Crusty Ditto Orgy
Burt Reynolds Love Toy
Sore Anus Day at the Local Church Fete
Burning Love Potatoes
Fanfic Plastic Jesus Orgy
Glow in the Dark Vase Fisting
Julie's My Hostage..with Extra Mayonnaise
Hindenburg Disaster Cunnilingus (also one of my favourites)
Ex Wife Washing Toilet in Oily Dungarees (Hahahh!)

This one deserves bold I think:
Ex Boyfriend performing macarena in stained underwear while wanking with a broken wii fit

Tracey Emin's Arse Gravy (eww)
Frottage Disaster With Grandma Nun Bikies on Double Decker Bus
Wanky Bathtub crayons evacuation
Girl Loses control of bladder on a pink velocipede
Cheesy gimp with cornetto
Twisted rectal fairytale
Lactating Nazi Banjo Players
Medulla Oblongata Threesome Extravaganza
Frontal Lobe Erection with hot teacher in dirty maths classroom
Third Reich Surfer Dudes in Horlicks
augmented spine implant cumshot with cyborgs from the future
Cheerful funeral party coffin bump and grind
Crotch Grabbing Tin Santa in Naked Mall


and then..I pulled out my trump card..

Richard Hammond on a plane with Superman (LEGAL)

BAhA! Do I win a prize?

Thank you for your inspirational occasional perviness